Alright, some of you who have stumbled onto this page are probably like what the hell is Omake? It's pretty much just an "extras" page for anything that I felt didn't fit elsewhere, such as humor, small stories, fan videos, artwork that isn't based on games, and everything else. Our Omake section is pretty new and still pretty empty, so if you have anything you think we should add please email us!

In modern fantasy, dragons are usually defined by their color. There are many different types of dragons. From cruel and vile to cunning and majestic, dragons have inspired, or terrorized, many throughout history. All are a force to be reckoned with. Two of the main kinds of dragons in modern fantasy are metallic dragons, which are good, and chromatic dragons, which are evil. To read more on dragons click here.

The very bad accident
Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, "Here, maybe you'd like a nip to calm your nerves." "Thanks," he said, and took a long pull from the container. "Here, you have one, too," he added, handing back the whiskey. "Well, I'd rather not," said the first. "At least not until after the police have been here."

Speeding blonde
A blonde was speeding down the highway when a policeman pulls her over. He walks up to the car and asks the woman for her license and registration. The blonde looks at him angrily before saying "I wish you guys would get your act together, yeasterday you take away my license and today you expect me to show it to you."

Wanna Hear a Blonde Joke...?
A blind guy is sitting in a bar, he asks the bartender "do you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man next to him whispers to the blind man, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

When to Plant the Lettuce
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."

Math Trouble
A little girl was failing math. Her mother enrolled her in Catholic school in the hopes to improve her math grades. During the first marking period, her mother noticed a dramatic improvement in her math studies. The girl would refuse playing with friends and eating dessert after dinner in order to study more. On report card day, her mother was astonished to see that her daughter got an A+ in math. She asked her daughter, “Why the sudden change of attitude about math -- do the nuns punish you?” The girl replied, “No, but when I saw the little man on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew that this school is very serious about math!”

Memory Fails
A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. ''May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?" "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!"

One Liners
Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots.
Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor?
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
For sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
I have friends who swear they dream in color...It's just a pigment of their imagination.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
A day without sunshine is like night.
Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.
Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.
Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?